If you are a freelancer or work for a small business more then likely you are constantly on the prowl for new clients, but are you looking for the right kind of clients? Any successful designer or design company will tell you that they have had some real nutcase clients and there is no way you can gain street cred without your own. Below are some easy steps you can take to find your own nightmare clients and if you can't find them I have even included handy info on how to create your own which is what the real pros do.

People keep asking me "Octagon you disgusting beast, how can I write a completely worthless Photoshop tutorial nobody can use?". So I decided I would use the first post of this design oriented site to help ruin the Internet like the rest of you.